lampshade critter 

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

lampshade critter by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

Master Lampsha 

Title used to show complete authority (often abbreviated ML)

That Master Lampsha is a total beast at this.

Master Lampsha by El Pato March 8, 2009

Wet Lampshade 

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

Wet Lampshade by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

real lampshade hours 

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

real lampshade hours by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018

Lava lamps 

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

Lava lamps by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava lamps 

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

Lava lamps by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lonsdale Lampshade 

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

Lonsdale Lampshade by Buttwipes October 17, 2020