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Los Angeles Kings

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A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One, good old Wayne. The team basically became the Edmonton Oilers years after the infamous Gretzky trade in 1988. In 1993, the team had five players from Edmonton, or more, and went on to the Cup finals.

Ever since, they have been a pretty fun team to watch, especially with guys like Avery (the dirtiest hockey player on Earth) and Roenick (hilarious man who has starred in sitcoms and gambles off the ice, and did a chicken dance). They have been in and out of the playoffs. Hockey games are continously sold out in L.A., and California for that matter.
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Hey man, I turned on my T.V.. I realized that our Los Angeles Kings are in the finals against the Habs.
L.A. Hockey Fan #2: Well, no kidding! Gretzky, Huddy, Kurri, McSorley. That's four former Edmonton Oilers who built a dynasty in the 80s!
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Yeah, the kings sure did jack the shit out of the Edmonton Oilers.

L.A. Native #1: Not only are the Lakers and Dodgers a hit here in Los Angeles, but what about those L.A. Kings?

L.A. Native #2: Yeah I was watching them play last night. Sean Avery was chirping everyone on the other team as always. J.R. started dancing on the ice after the game.

L.A. Native #1: Well, then. Let's go buy tickets for the next home game!
by mr. hockey September 12, 2006
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Sherwood Park Kings

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A bunch of fags with backwards hats rolled up pants, and kings sweaters. These men get so much pussy for playing Kings and they are very talented at the game of hockey as they play AA or AAA hockey most of the Kings players have a bad rep but that doesn’t stop them from the amount of pussy they get.
Girl #1 oh wow you play Sherwood Park Kings?!
Kings boi#1 ya
Girl #1 *proceeds to suck dick*
by Tittykiller69 November 27, 2018
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Sacramento Kings

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Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.
The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...
by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003
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All fello kings should respect there hermanitos y hermanitas.You are only a true king or queen when u give it all.Always take care of ur people.Once a King always a King.Stay true for life.
I am a Queen in every part of my being.Amor de rey.queen fo life.
by QUEEN GATA- FL- August 27, 2004
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Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III is the full name for the ever so amazing bass player for the band Fall Out Boy. He is often called pete or peterpanda and he thinks he is a robot.
Me: hey, look at this picture i found of fall out boy!

Someone else: omfg i love them! peter lewis kingston wentz III is my favorite!!!
by jesus_christ_is_alive April 28, 2006
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kingshit

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To be plenty of steps above all the pettiness and little stuff that can hold you down in life.
Things that a well known, well reputed and respected man does on a daily basis, because he can't settle for no less than that in his life.
To be on the cutting edge on all things important in the hood.
Yo, I'm bout strickly kingshit all day, everyday!
Yamean, that's how bosses do, nothin but kingshit, feel me?
by FREEKEE BANDERAZ215 April 20, 2005
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kingston high school

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The ghettoest high school in the Hudson Valley. With a population exeeding over 2,300 kids, about 50% of which are African American. In most cases, the black kids are very annoying, and they play cell-phone music in the hallways. It also consists of a handful of scene kids, you can find them in either Volcano Worshippers Club, or KHS tv. The preps in this school have no sense of style, and copy others around them. The black kids make up strange phrases such as "THATS NECK!" or, "You're burntttt". Most of the phrases make no sense at all, but everyone catches themselves saying it at least once or twice in their high school career. =
CONVERSATION ONE.
Kid number one: I got a madd good grade on that test son!
Kid number two: What did you get, nigga?
Kid number one: A fuckin 80!
Kid number two: That's neck! I got a 95!
Kid number one: Damnn, I'm feeling madd burnt.

CONVERSATION TWO.
Teacher: So class, what are your thoughts on Kingston High School?
Students: This is a fucking shitty ass school mo' fo'
by STUDENT AT KHS April 24, 2008
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