shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

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seedy kook

someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.

Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.

by llaaauuuraaa October 17, 2008

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kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

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shooby-kooked

A adjective describing the condition a person is in after hitting really good weed out of a bong, bubbler, or gravity bong.

Friend 1: Hey man, how are you feeling after that hit?

Friend 2: Bro, I'm totally shooby-kooked right now.

by ari gold lives forever February 25, 2009

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kook stack

A stack of surfboards on top of a vehicle that is more then 5 boards. Usually placed on a vehicle owned by a kook. Boards are also usually placed in an way that they will probably fall off.

" Hey look, there's that Kook Jay with a bunch of boards stacked on his van, that's quite the Kook stack"

by Skunk Project 121 May 3, 2018

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