Get the Kiwi Goomug. by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018
Get the the kiwi witchmug. 1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015
Get the Kiwi Cootchiemug. by UwU is still valid September 8, 2023
Get the Kiwi kichimug. A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl
by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018
Get the Slumped kiwimug. by Suicide is badass May 7, 2019
Get the cheese kiwimug.