nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

Kidney Leak

Urinating in a fashion where no force is needed, its more like a slacking of the urinal tract.

James brown got ridiculously wasted and took a kidney leak outside on the gas meter.

by ravelikeirave May 15, 2011

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Kidney car

Piece of shit I gave my heart for and poisoning with copper

*Hoark*

Eat shit I have 27 months asstards

I should shoot every drive test engineer fucking kidney car, 1004 copper dirty BB's

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

rearranging my kidneys

Anal sex

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.

by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021