Kevin is a dangerous 26 year old man from Cork, Ireland. Kevin is a puppeteer who controls all who breathe from the shadows. Kevin has been credited for solving the murder of the mayor named Boner of the town of Penis. The only reason Kevin solved the murder was so that he could gain the trust of the United States government.
by junangulas July 24, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. by A very Salty sis May 10, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long
by Jordi El Niño August 3, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers vehicle, pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.
1) Hey look is that Kevin! <Looks to dog crap on the floor>
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!
by unitedwestand December 9, 2008
Get the kevinmug. if you say anything to kevin, he will probably harass you everyday. if you call him a thot he will block you cause he is a little bitch who probably likes a bitch named tiff stir fry. he is gay and stupid and gay oh wait did I say gay already whoops.
he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.
every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.
oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎
he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.
every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.
oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎
by white.obama December 28, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.
boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."
Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."
Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."
Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."
Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."
by ilikeicecreamlots January 30, 2009
Get the Kevinmug. A Pathetic Nerd Who Yearns To Hold The World In His Grasp, He Wants To Control Everything And Bring Upon An Age Of Logic. Of Course He Is A Disgrace To His Family And Has Mild Depression.
by Walaba July 19, 2018
Get the Kevinmug.