Staple Karma

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.

Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"

by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011

karma martyr

Someone who says something that's unpopular, but needs to be said, on a message board that supports the concept of karma ratings. The person will surely lose karma for their statement, despite the fact that it's true and can't be worded differently.

i might be a karma martyr, but that girl needs to put on at least 20 pounds.

by Liam Morley January 17, 2007

Karma Blocking

The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.

Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"

by natelikesfun January 29, 2020

Karma is an Army

Karma is an Army.
A popular saying in the BTS fandom, whenever something unfair happens to the group karma acts making them rise more.

BTS achieves everything their antis say, karma is an Army.

by Olivas99 November 25, 2018

karma sutra

A corruption of the term 'kama sutra', used almost exclusively by morons.

Dude: "I've read the Karma Sutra, baby."

Chick: "Apparently not."

by sunshynegrll August 9, 2010

Karma (love)

How you treat a girl affects how the girls treats you back

Giving a girl a stick of gum can result in her later becoming interested with you being a nice person and later she'll give you her phone number, thats karma (love).

by Peter Manyseng March 21, 2006

Karma-Bomb

When something really bad happens to someone who's 'not been very good' through life.
When bad things happen to bad people.

"Wow, life caught up with Jack with that Karma-Bomb."

by Alibi_111 July 18, 2008