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kang

oh look there’s kang
by yogurtsandwich January 3, 2019
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Kang Haneul

A very merply lad who is a great boyfriend and is fine as shyt and very happy.
Ex:

Person: Who is that mighty fine huzzly cheeks right there?

Me: Back the fuck off bitch.. that my huzzly cheeks merp Kang Haneul
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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garry kang

Garry kang is used to describe a man missing a foot.
Wow that man over there has no foot he has to be a garry kang
by Footgod123 November 17, 2023
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kang zheng

Indention God
Bro can you Kang Zheng me a bus for the school trip
by EMT AWO January 14, 2020
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kang hye in

THE MOST HOTTEST, MOST GORGEOUS, MOST MOMMY IST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN,

THE MULLET. THE RED HAIR. As our queen CupcakKe once said- "Hump me, f@8k me, Mommy better make me choke".
you must bow in her presence. and in this scenerio you are ALWAYS bottom.
person1:who is kang hye in?
person2: what the fuck is wrong with you.
by UR_m0m2.0 January 26, 2022
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Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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Kang

A black man in the USA who identifies as a king but it's spelled Kang because of the accent some have when saying King. They believe white society has removed them of King status in Africa due to slavery and segregation. However, self professed kangz don't act very well. They create broken homes, don't have steady jobs, yet want women who serve them hand and foot for the simple fact they are a man but do not contribute to the family. Some Kangz also are passport bros who believe women in other countries will serve them as the king they are because American women are insubordinate.
This Kang has three children with different mothers and thinks highly of himself even though he doesn't pay child support and has no job.
by Pnutbtrjelly May 6, 2023
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