He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.
by Snails dk was November 24, 2019
Get the Juanmug. A good friend You can trust who always has his niggas backs, if you ever misspell his name his friend "Kody" will correct you
by Just_kodes March 15, 2020
Get the Juanemug. 
A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”
Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”
Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
by BustasAintShid February 13, 2020
Get the Juanmug. Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
Get the Juanmug. The damn most sexiest boy in class with the most largest and huge PP you can ever imagine he always smashes the ladies without permission but after a while you start to like it his teacher really fucking sucks too she always looks at him then gives the boy nest to home a doso pass and makes you leave
by Your dad sucky July 22, 2019
Get the Juanmug. by Livycrackheads September 13, 2020
Get the juanmug.