Noun.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
by Nature and karma November 27, 2021
by dillion loves the cocus December 16, 2007
A man with beautiful blue eyes, and dark shining hair. Very handsome. A wonderful friend no matter what situation, will always be there for you. The girls love him and everyone wants a jonny B. Once your his girl, he’s not perfect but he’ll treat more wonderful than anyone ever has. A gentleman. Hubby material, and great boyfriend material. Loves Jesus and loves people. A cute goofball. Grew up in Iowa. Very popular. Very humble. Loves choccy milk and a good culver burger. Very sweet.
by Everyone who’s known him September 23, 2020
Swears he never dogs the boys, but when his missus calls he comes running. He has kissed more guys then girls despite being straight and loves a game of dick chicken
by 77seven77 November 30, 2019
The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”
by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 03, 2018
a very very very very hot and sexy man, who is brave, bold and strong. He is fast and loves dogs. He gets all of the ladies and money :)
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-Dr. Zoidberg :)
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by melhascowaids July 21, 2018
Jonny Violet is a Gen-Z teenage musical prodigy who has captivated millions of viewers with his performances. He is the future of music, redefined. Jonny Violet has a unique creative vision and a passion for self expression that sets him apart from other teen artists. He can sing, write, produce, and animate his own music, making him a powerhouse of innovation and talent. He was born in 2009 in New York and started producing music at the age of five. He has a musical family and a Grammy-winning uncle who inspired him. He also has a background in theater and performance art, which helped him develop his skills in singing and dance. He became a viral sensation on TikTok and Instagram with his singing covers and “open verse” videos, which showcased his whistle register and over four octave vocal range. He has been recognized by prominent singers, TikTok, Apple Music, and Google for his musical achievements. He is also an entrepreneur and a business owner who creates and releases Spatial Audio and Dolby Atmos for immersive listening experiences. Jonny Violet is not only the future of music; he is the present. He is a trailblazer, a trendsetter, and a role model for his generation. He is fearlessly redefining the sound and future of music itself. He is Jonny Violet, and he is here to stay.
Meet Jonny Violet, a Gen-Z musical prodigy, whose performances have amassed millions of views, redefining music's future.
by jaxton montan September 28, 2023