Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝

Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋

by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021

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Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

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A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019

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A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

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Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

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The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!

Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.

If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.

Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!

by Human-person March 12, 2019

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