Joke

A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.

The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

joke

An act done with the intention to create turmoil & piss people off.

Those cousins played a joke and really hurt the feelings of everybody's wife.

by Potpie Popeye November 30, 2010

Joke

Mostly Nottingham slang. Used to define something that is funny or amusing.

I went to town today, it was joke!
Katies mums well joke!

by Sammk January 26, 2008

joke

Girls that drink a lot and fall down next to trash cans

guy #1: I was walking down the street the other day after me and her had a bunch of drinks and that joke fell over a trash can.

guy #2: Yeh Taylor sure doesnt know how to hold her liquor.

by Gonzo the Bird July 8, 2011

NO JOKE

used when you are at the top of your game.

NO JOKE (v) also see NO GAMES PLAYED!

when are basically nothing to fool around with you hence become NO JOKE!

wow i just banged that girl right there.... lol you are basically NO JOKE!

by Rob December 18, 2004

Joke

It is when you say something really funny to someone either to dis them or just for the sake of telling jokes.

Hey mikey boy you can't get more white than a pair of white pants, and your army strut, boy! You are like the biggest white joke.

by gnomes-g December 28, 2005

no joke

to let your stupid friends know that there is no joke in the story that you are telling them
and/ or to let them know that you are being serious

dude, dude, no joke, no joke her pussy stank

by whitebalck October 7, 2018