Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE
by Patrick Hennessy February 08, 2005
but here in america when someone (typically a middle easterner) or anyone is angry or upset ..you say.. he's gona go jihad on your ass
by j0-Rocks December 24, 2004
The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.
by blacknigerian April 17, 2009
One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).
by Mikols January 19, 2017
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by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022
When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.
- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019