Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Tom Jerkin

The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.

Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.

"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"

by Big Cheex April 27, 2020

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

Lonan Jenkins

mythical Irish figure.
excelled in war, music and womanizing.

'And with that Lonan Jenkins had won the Battle and Freed Ireland from tyranny once again'

by thebryanmyster February 26, 2009

Leroy Jenkins

Leroy Jenkins: A warcry made by peopple who are usually preforming/about to preform kamikazes or other scuicidal attacks

American Ship :Runs out of amo...
Japanese pilot: "Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!"

by Eevee the great June 20, 2019

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007