A random assortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. Gernerally used only to impress people who don't care.
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A word mainly used in the Persian language or by Persian people, that has become wide spread internationally. It is used when referring to fobs (fresh off the boat) or people of lower classes, wearing outfits such as bathroom sandals with shorts and dressy shirts buttoned down revealing their gross hairy chests. They usually have a bad odour and in an attempt to be "cool" use excessive amounts of hair gel. These are usually men ofcourse, between the age range of 35-45.
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by john January 3, 2005
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Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.
The Java Jive song is as follows....
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Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.
The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you
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This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )
This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )
C programmer: Fucking Java. It sucks. Not worth my time.
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.
Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing
C programmer: Get a job!
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.
Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing
C programmer: Get a job!
by LæT H4CK3R February 23, 2011
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