Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

Jackass Tax by buffonion March 15, 2026

Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.

Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now

Jackass Tax by buffonion March 15, 2026

Reverse jackass 

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night

Reverse jackass by Glennb March 4, 2020

Jumping jackass 

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

Jumping jackass by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

Horse Tooth Jackass 

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

Horse Tooth Jackass by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

Horse Toothed Jackass 

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

Horse Toothed Jackass by lol*dongs October 3, 2008

This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

This Just In: You're a Jackass by _allismine_ May 17, 2006