j*

A self-centered female, who spends most of the time either trying too hard to get eith a man, or complaining about the many problems in her life.

Today j* was going about her usual activities and as a result, I now have a headache.

by DanBa December 10, 2008

J's

Slang word for vagina

Pocket full of Magnums fuckin' somebody daughter
Somebody momma in somebody bed
Fresh pair of J's, between somebody legs

by Young Jeezy0000009 September 9, 2010

J

Used to replace a word or phrase in the English language.

Dude, can I borrow your J's?
Yea man.

Wuddup cuz. You going to Danny's J?
J.

C'mon broski! I haven't even had one J today!
That's not my J, J.

by DJ Daveed May 7, 2010

J#

an imaginary musical note, which, under ideal circumstances, does not exist; a J# (jay sharp) is any musical note that should be played # (sharp) according to the key signature of the musical selection, but is (unintentionally) played as natural by the player, which will oftentimes be young and inexperienced, or careless.

Frustrated by the number of missed key signature notes, the director yells, "Don't forget your J#s!"

by Nicolae Stiurca September 26, 2005

''J''

A slang turm for weed

We were smokin' J inthe house

by stephanio May 6, 2004

J

to take advantage of or exploit someone usually monetarily

Jon, you did not pay your full share of the bill. Are you trying to J me?

by RBG5 November 4, 2010

J

Some friggin awesome basketball shoes. And people, you use the term 'j' mostly to describe shoes, not joints.

Man, I bought some friggin js the other day. They were expensive as HELL!

by 360headturn October 18, 2007