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midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
by captainthicc May 27, 2020
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Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.
I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
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midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.
Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.
by noconformity September 14, 2013
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midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy
i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards
by devin123456 January 4, 2020
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Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
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Midnight Football

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love
Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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