by 🤦🏾♂️🔫😍 October 9, 2022

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 24, 2018

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.
The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.
Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.
Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024

The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.
by Kenny Power September 16, 2006

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.
This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

by Diagmel April 10, 2015

The act of shooting in your sister's friend a load of cum after you just reached Gold II rank in League of Legends playing Ezreal.
Guy: Yo mate I just reached Gold II in LoL using Ezreal, you know what that means?
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT
Unlucky friend: Oh no, you're not gonna Mystic Shot my sister, are you?
Guy: *SCREAMS* MYSTIC SHOT
by TeemoLesto February 6, 2024
