trip to the basement

An exceedingly traumatic experience or series of events that ruins your otherwise fine mood; a total downer.

Person A: "How it is going?"
Person B: "Well, driving back from the doctor's where I was diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, I was in an accident that killed my wife, child and dog. Other than that it's all good!"
Person A: "That's a total trip to the basement . . . "

by Word Pirate March 22, 2017

the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez

Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life

by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement

by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.

I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.

by shadowcunt May 19, 2022

Basement Buddies

Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.

He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.

by Supernova026 October 6, 2020

basement boy

A failson or slacker who lives in his mother's basement or off the support of his mother. An offshoot of a momma's boy, he fancies himself to be self-reliant and drastically overestimates his competence in life.

Never date a basement boy. He'll mooch off of you and constantly ask you to make him sandwiches.

by ThisMuchIsTrue August 29, 2019