Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

imagine bad

whenever you are in an argument with someone make sure to say "imagine bad" to piss them off and win the argument with 0 effort

"you piece of shit" friend 1
"imagine bad" friend 2
"you just won the argument" friend 1

by I like Bagels. December 23, 2021

imagine style

When a man or woman vigorously masterbates without the use of pornography. Use your “imagination”.

Can you believe John Sharkey masterbates imagine style?

by John Sharkey August 18, 2024

You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face.

Joe: Do you know about Imagine Dragons?
Steve: Imagine Dragons?
Joe: Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face

by Your Daddys Daddy 1 April 25, 2022