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Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
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A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
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No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011
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Non-Imaginer

Someone with absolutley no imagination or a person whom takes wayy to much time to think of ideas or names to call people.

A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.
Tabor couldn't think of ANYTHING to come up with. She's such a Non-Imaginer!
by Ivory Coast Bandits January 17, 2010
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pure imagination

A term to express Willy Wonka's room of candy. Or a term to express your mind when you're high
duuuude my mind's like...pure imagination right now
by Magic banana *~*~*~* November 22, 2013
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imaginizing

It's like imagining but fizzier
I was sitting here and I was imaginizing I was somewhere else
by Breadas December 28, 2013
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Instant Imagine

A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind
Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…
by WhattheShor June 6, 2015
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