Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

Imagine

Thinking about it and predicting what will happen in the future.

EG One: Imagine if you got a driver's license if you were exactly 16 years old.
EG Two: Imagine if you free-fell in a very old elevator. That would be frightening!

(EG stands for "example".)

by GameHackGirl March 30, 2021

Imagination

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

"iMaGiNaTiOn" 🌈

by UltimateDoge June 6, 2022

Imagine

YoU cAn'T iMaGiNe SoMeThInG mOrE hOrRiFiC tHaN wHaT aCtUaLlY hApPnEd iN tHe SoViEt UnIoN!

Hym "WRONG! How wrong were we on that one!? HAHAHA! The wrongest wrong you could have possibly wronged! I can imagine an INFINITE number of things more horrific than that and I can do it forever. That's why I would be the last one you'd want to kill the creature. And as you can tell from my hyper-text, I'm I bit of a one-ups-man so each one will be more horrific than the last. It isn't funny what you're doing here. The shit isn't funny. You made worse an already fucked up situation and you did if intentionally. And for what? How would a paternity come out? Did I do that? If he gives her another call does he ruin another marriage?"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

imagine lagbacking

literally all bot hackers in roblox bedwars making fun of actual good players

ansdhejsndidj: Imagine Lagbacking ray_epic452
ray_epic452: bruh

by XD1082837473737 July 6, 2024