Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 19, 2010

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 13, 2011

Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

Imagination Library is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

imagineering

using imagination while working to bring about something; creating something first in the mind before creating it in the workplace or the real world

Imagineering is a serious step towards actualizing a significant business innovation.

by Dean Alex Trend January 25, 2022

Imagine Dragon CD

The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”

- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?

- No

- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face

by DaBestIvo March 03, 2022

Imagine if...

The two words which precede one of the worst tweet of existence.

Never gonna forget the Imagine if... incident from 10/4/20

by QuandaleDinglefan May 22, 2022