Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

This is a term derived from the meme "imagine if ninja got a low taper fade". the term became popular as the original version started loosing relevence.
by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 25, 2024

A word used for something dumb or weird, like imagine playing (insert game name), but only for weird or dumb things. It can also be used to make fun of someone
Imagin being a peasant
by Bomberanian May 11, 2021

When we arrived at the zoo, built up by the belief of those around us, we had collectively Imaginated the most remarkable zoo, with the most remarkable displays, and we had the best time ever!
by Kolo Solo March 2, 2024

Someone with absolutley no imagination or a person whom takes wayy to much time to think of ideas or names to call people.
A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.
A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.
by Ivory Coast Bandits January 17, 2010
