Ian

Somebody that isnt mentally retarted but is very bad in school and breaks random shit in the bathroom for no reason

Man i wish i was like brys...fuck no...ian

by Grhape doctur October 20, 2018

Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John

"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"

by thezestyelf March 10, 2018

Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly

Ew it’s Ian

by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019

Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.

“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019

Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 3, 2020

ian

the one person in the whole world who actually makes me happy.

person 1: hi guys. you are loved and cared for no matter what! <3 ian is loved too!

by rawr<3:) March 26, 2021

Ian

The pure example of a legend, One beautiful man who anyone would look up to! He owns a ten piece bongo set and plays it with pure precision and gracefulness. He truly is unbeatable as a and absolutely incredible human being

RIP Ian

Guy 1: I wish I could look like this one guy

Guy 2: Who? Zac efron, Tom Holland, Ryan gosling or is it Jess from Gilmore girls

Guy 1: nah dude have u ever met Ian

by Billy is a god December 1, 2019