Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.
Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
by Ah damn. October 3, 2009

by wsxdeck June 12, 2020

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

<.7.9.7.6>When Bubbles Met The Sand Element Called The Void For The country Of Japan's Indicators Of Interest Called Philosophy<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6>When Bubbles Met The Sand Element Called The Void For The country Of Japan's Indicators Of Interest Called Philosophy<.7.9.7.6>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Once digital movie-cameras got perfected to da point dat they actually delivered superior images to film, da celluloid-manufacturers were understandably less-than-thrilled about it; definitely a little conflickt of interest there.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021

by VernacularSpecracular November 27, 2016
