spaghetti helmet

When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!

He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.

by Sarah neuman October 16, 2021

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.

"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."

by Pangy November 17, 2003