a pretty great set of headphones for under $/£/€100 made be nothing (yes the same company that makes the nothing phones and is related to teenage engineering) that perform way above their value
cmf headphone pro isn’t audiophile or as detailed as AirPods Max but they’re such good value and support high res audio and have aux in and everything.
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Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
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One of the better Bluetooth headphones on the market at the moment especially for their price, have better anc than even the AirPods Max (I swear), aux in and up to 60 hours of battery life, 35 hours with anc on.
the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.
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