jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

harvest year

A year when literally many social icons and personal loved ones pass away within a short 12 month time-frame

The year of 2016 was a Harvest Year because of the passing way of celebrities like David Bowie, PRINCE, George Michael, Princess Leia and many more.

by Brenbat December 28, 2016

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020

to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma December 2, 2016

Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.

I was beaten to death by a slime harvester.

by Kongfumonkeyking July 1, 2024

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to female masturbation.

Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.

by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020