hallway tax

The extra 5 minutes it takes to get anywhere in school because you keep running into people you know in the hallway.

"The hallway tax was crazy today between the cafeteria and gym."

by kikam September 9, 2025

Hallway Head

When you see a hot guy in school and suck him off in the hallway

"Oh my gosh, Julia, he's so hot, I'd totally give him hallway head!"

by hsfhsdjfh February 10, 2018

Hallway Haze

When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.

Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."

by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 8, 2015

Hallway Cookies

Edibles eaten in secret

Got any hallway cookies? We can go in to back and eat them.

by LivSim July 5, 2021

Hallway Hug

The moment where random people (in front of you) decide to hug like they'll never see each other again.

This results in them getting in your way and you possibly tripping over them.

Erick: Aww! Sarah!!
Sarah: Erick!

*Long embrace*
You: WTF *trip* AAAH!!

Sarah: See you next period!!!
You: What is with this Hallway Hug!!!

by Sonny2607 April 29, 2012

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015

hallway girls

A woman that you only hang out with or fuck in the hallway or staircase. Never bring inside your place or take out.

She wanted to go inside and fuck but I said nah left fuck right here in the hallway cuz you a hallway girls .Dafuq

by Madness mondo August 29, 2021