Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:

Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?

by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022

Halfrican American

One who is half-white and half-black not making them fully black.

That chick is Halfrican American

by DizzyLizzy February 3, 2007

haler

A word refering to either Halo or Halo 2.

Let's go play some haler!

by David Holding November 5, 2005

Hafer

To disapprove of anything and everything even remotely related to fun, enjoyment, and laughter.

Friend: "Wanna come puddle jumping with me?!"
The Hafer: "Puddle jumping? What are you, three?"
Other Friend: "Dude, you're such a Hafer. Stop Hafering."

by The Hafer October 25, 2012

halferini

a half full bottle or can of beer that as been left by someone called the halferiner, because he leaves half full bottles or cans of beer and thats a crime

mark: sanger, didnt you drink your beer again you halferini
sanger: yeah im sorrie i did hide them behind your plants again
mark: sanger man, you are a g*ddamn halferini!!

by Michel Kampyone March 30, 2010

halfed

coping someone out
snitching on them
hince the name halfed half of a 100
is 50 cops five o

"He used to go hard till he halfed dat dude out"

by fifth degree March 3, 2009

Jim Halpert

A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.

Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!

by Sharpie Rainbow May 14, 2008