Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

Cum guzzling thundercunt

Your mum

Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025