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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
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grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.
Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!
by The Real Driller July 5, 2021
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Butt Grunt

A verb in which one releases flatulent air.
"Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
by Booism July 28, 2009
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grunt as fuck

The most badass person who just doesn't give a damn
An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".

See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
by gmangrunt February 20, 2014
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grunt job

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job
"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
by Sparky88 December 18, 2006
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