Greg

Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.

I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg

by crabwright June 01, 2006

Greg

An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.

Gregs are often poligamists

by fed-up-with-it 21 January 12, 2010

GREG

Grouping of a womans frontal clothing to make it looks like she has a penis

Damn she is so cute..But what the hell is in the front of her dress...Looks like a greg.

by wekillsuckas buddy November 17, 2009

Greg

1) An autistic pensioner
2) A walrus

"Hey, look at that old man who can't talk to anyone"

"Yeah, such a Greg"

by cms1213 June 12, 2013

Greg

Annoying

Greg is very annoying

by yeezyking12 January 26, 2018

Greg

A boy who sucks donkey testicles, with his panties in a bunch.

God damn Zak, get your panties out of a bunch before people think your Greg.

by blisteredotter February 06, 2010

Greg

(Noun)
A small penis

(Verb)
To have your penis shrunk by lack of use

Billy has a Greg

Billy uses his dick so little, it has gone Greg.

by moop1@1 April 28, 2008