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graslector

Getting so drunk at your Mardi Gras celebration that you're incapable of lectoring at Ash Wednesday Mass. By extension, any time excessive partying impairs your ability to fulfill religious obligations.
"Oh man, I was a total graslector today! Thanks for covering for me before Father John noticed."
by SisterDisapprovica February 18, 2010
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Graducide

A process where you slowly and gradually deteriorate your health by any method of your preference such as smoking, drinking coffee, eating unhealthy food, etc. This is because you know that life is full of suffering and that you would rather die early by any other means except comitting suicide.
Person A: Dude, you need to stop eating those unhealthy food or your gonna end up with high blood pressure and possibly even diabetes that will kill you!

Person B: I don't consider it unhealthy eating, I perfer to call it graducide because there are many good food and fancy cuisines out there that I rather die by continuously eating them, rather than give them up and be able to live for only an extra year or two.
by Ku Kurokishi December 11, 2012
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graduatitis

A more severe form of senioritis developed after ones thesis has been completed, but has yet to be defended.

Most often effects graduate teaching assistant and graduate research assistant duties.
Your senioritis pales in comparison to my graduatitis.
by GTAproblems May 20, 2013
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graduation week

The week following graduation where seniors celebrate their success.
No one could stop talking about the surreal event that took place during graduation week.

During the high school reunion people continued to bring up Joel's jumping off the roof during graduation week.
by themajorkey October 4, 2016
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graduate job

Something that all university students are told they must set out to attain, without which their life will be deemed societally worthless and all their dreams will never come true.
Got a graduate job yet Steve?

No not yet.

Sorry to hear that...have you considered having yourself euthanised?
by Gigga n00b June 29, 2016
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gasung

Dumb lifeless Asian kid that thinks he’s ur daddy but ur his daddy and when he tried to fuck his teddy the teddy actually came to life and ran away coz of his tiny ass microscopic dick
Oh my god run away the ugly ass bitch gasung is coming
by The extreme definer June 2, 2018
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gracue

U meant to type gracie but missed the i
Oop I meant to type gracie not gRaCuE
by Suwuwydkdy November 28, 2020
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