goryanced

to be reemed in the ass so hard that it turns permanently purple.

Yeah, he did a stint up in County...they really goryanced him bad over there.

by Slutmar November 10, 2008

Goopy Schoolfield

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 2, 2009

gorpnup

Someone/ something that is so fucking retarded that you can't think of anything else to say

Wow liberals are a bunch of gorpnups

by Dmoney220 October 27, 2017

Gorynych

A Russian dragon that has three fire-spitting heads and seven tails. He walks on his two hind legs and has two small front legs, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex. His iron claws can slash through any shield or suit or armor.

Gorynych is featured in folktales and myths originating from Russia and Ukraine.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

gorpher

a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.

my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock

by adooh August 25, 2019

Goopy button

When a man ejaculates into your belly button.

"He came inside my belly button and gave me a goopy button"

by Bri bri goop December 31, 2019

Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!

by Karl jr November 7, 2020