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The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016
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Southern California Goodbye

A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.

The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
by pernessa April 7, 2019
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Goodbye cruel world

Your last will you left when you decide to suicide.
I hate my life.
Life is bitch.
Goodbye cruel world.
by siff ess bee July 23, 2017
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Fuck You and Goodbye

1. What the editors of "News of the World" really thaught when they made the last cover of the worst newspaper of the world.

2. What the majority of British citizens would like to call out to Rupert Murdoch.
"Hey, you guys don't want us to tap your phones, invent stories, steer the government and make millions?

Fuck You and Goodbye!"
by Zodgilla July 11, 2011
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Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing
Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye
by Sumborino March 27, 2017
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Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistanexit strategy”.
If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!
by K9Mamma August 19, 2021
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Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.
Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye
by dcook810 April 15, 2020
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