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Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.
Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.
by Taheed December 30, 2008
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baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.
What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.
by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009
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Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 9, 2010
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bush goggles

Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.

Similar to beer goggles.
"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"
by Mach10 July 18, 2006
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pussy goggles

A mans' absense of all logic and reason due to the fact that he wants a womens pussy.
My brother can't see the fact his girlfriend is a lying, cheating bitch because he is wearing pussy goggles.
by Da Kang February 18, 2009
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Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.
"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"
by Jackson Tinos January 6, 2009
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lehigh goggles

A condition induced by the lack of attractive females at said institution. Similar to beer goggles, this ailment will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.
Adam-I'm thinking about hitting that tonight
Jason- Yeah bro, me too... With a truck.
Adam-Clearly your Lehigh goggles haven't set in yet
by Alex Gast February 22, 2014
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