Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 13, 2014

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 31, 2008

tour goggles

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 09, 2018

bush goggles

Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.

Similar to beer goggles.

"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"

by Mach10 July 18, 2006

nostalgia goggles

Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.

Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.

by ryukage99 December 11, 2014

alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 December 01, 2013

lehigh goggles

A condition induced by the lack of attractive females at said institution. Similar to beer goggles, this ailment will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Adam-I'm thinking about hitting that tonight
Jason- Yeah bro, me too... With a truck.
Adam-Clearly your Lehigh goggles haven't set in yet

by Alex Gast February 19, 2014