Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.

A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.

by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023

Glamplaint

n. a complaint which is disguised as an attempt to flaunt one's wealth, success, education, connections or social prestige

The setting: An expensive lunch place in Manhattan.

Blonde woman in a sable coat draped on her shoulders fiddling with a 15 carat emerald ring: "My ex-husband took my kids for Christmas by NetJet to Lyford Cay, while I have to sit around by myself in my apartment staring at the snow in Central Park."

The woman's friend, a dapper, older gay man, totally faking empathy: "I feel so badly for you, sweetie" (and actually thinking, WTF, yet another glamplaint coming out of her tacky mouth).

by Allworthy September 30, 2012

glom on

A random person who suddenly attaches themselves to you or your group of friends.

He's a nice guy but kind of a glom on.

by Why is this not a word yet? September 25, 2017

Glommage

When you blow her brains out with a mach 10 load.

I just glommaged that broad. She died. Her brains and my cum are now plastered all over that motel wall.

by Dygshsjajvzhjz November 12, 2021

Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.

"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"

by kuishiba August 28, 2022

Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

Nut gloop

cum

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.

by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018