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Garlic Feet

A term used in reference to the strange phenomenon in which Garlic can be tasted when rubbed on the bottom of bare feet.
Stop bothering me, or I'll give you Garlic Feet.
by FirewildX November 23, 2024
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steaming the garlic

When a woman’s coochie gets so sweaty you can see it through her overgarments.
“She steaming the garlic” - A guy at my gym to nobody in particular while staring at a woman doing squat thrusts.
by TheWhiteHotep March 7, 2024
mugGet the steaming the garlicmug.

garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side
Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles
by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016
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Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law
bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal
by choco (real!) December 24, 2021
mugGet the Garlic bread is illegalmug.

Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.
by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019
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Garlic-Mingin’-Burger

Defined as the bad quality burgers served in less than desirable joints which when cooked give off a horrible garlic type smell which resonates through the air for miles from the restaurant extractor. Normally found on the province of Magaloof on the Spanish island of Majorca.
Dude “Man, what is that disgusting smell that keeps blowing down wind?

Chick “Dude, it’s those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers they serve down there…you can get a frickin’ egg put on top too, how weird is that man?!

Local Amigo “Hey man, that be some mighty fine local fricassee you be cussin’ there!”
by _clint November 9, 2010
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