Gamer

A sub species of humans not widely known. Many people see gamers as most would see the scorched pieces of meat that stick the the bottom of a pan.
Gamers are usualy spotted in your local walmart searching for axe body spray, snacc, and drank.
Gamers are identifiable by their vulgar smell and disheveled looks.

Gamers are very dangerous and should be avoided or killed if possible.

John: Yes I'm a gamer, no I dont get beat up at school.

Samantha: John it's been 22 years please come home and stop this tom foolery the kids miss you.

by Cromegod February 9, 2020

Gamer

Someone who spends all day and is very good at video games who doesn’t like to be disturbed

The gamer was rudely interrupted. And began to throw everything he owned at his mom

by MeowMeowGang January 16, 2018

Gamer

Also another name for someone who likes to game but can't decide what clan to join. They usually spend their gaming time "clan hopping."

LOL! That guy is such a Gamer.... hippity hop, hippity hop

by Nubcabbage September 2, 2009

Bash of Gamers

A group of 4 or more gamers

A gaggle of geese, a herd of cows, a bash of gamers

by MoobsSlowbin6969 February 23, 2019

Gamers itch

A random itch that is caused by stress while playing a video game. This usually happens while playing a game where you can't take your hand off of the controller.

I was on the final level doing some heavy button mashing then I got gamers itch on my elbow.

by ELxNick December 4, 2010

Gamer Shot

When you get a sick shot mate

Pyrocynical - O shit I got Gamer Shotted™

by Eloc421 November 23, 2016

Backseat Gamer

Like a backseat driver, a backseat gamer is a person who tells you what to do in a game that you're playing while you're playing it.

"No, shoot that guy! Not that one, that one! The other guy!"
"WILL YOU STOP BEING A BACKSEAT GAMER PLEASE?"

by NINJA_CARROT July 11, 2009