A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

Gage by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

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Usually a man with a very large penis who is excellent at rowing, gets “too many bitches to handle

Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”

Gage by President. Jinping November 21, 2021

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Loves a blow out

Wow, gage is blown out again

Gage by trampbar123 November 22, 2021

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Someone who loves getting after it, loves to sleep a lot more than others. Some would say him and britzy love chasing it

Gage lovesssss it doesn’t he?

Gage by trampbar123 November 23, 2021

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