M' lady Fruitcake

Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.

Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!

John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.

by tissy furball April 17, 2017

fruit pie

A man that's beyond flaming gay. Liberacci, Walan Smithers and that other guy from "Will & Grace."

That fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team!

by 7 cents May 6, 2005

Canadian Fruitbowl

When a man tucks his tackle between his legs to give the impression he has a vagina. The view from behind is known as a Canadian Fruitbowl

"Look darling, I have a vagina...." She replies "look at the back.... it's a Canadian Fruitbowl"

by DBeast February 28, 2009

fruit stripe

Punk Guy or Girl that bleaches part of their hair and colors the part they bleached in different colors.

It makes them look like that fruit stripe zebra from the kids chewing gum.

Have you seen that new guy, he's really hot. EWWW!! new guy? You mean Fruit stripe.

by Brian Cabello October 16, 2007

Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right

I was just about to play fruit ninja

by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021

Noob Fruit

A noob fruit is a homosexual noob, called so because of 'going gay' on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. Some good examples...
Zac NewtonFruitNoob

A fruit = homosexual of some kind
A noob = ....noob?

Therefore a Noob Fruit is a homosexual noob.

by My Little Pony Rules April 16, 2008

a fruit

a fruit is another word for a "gay" person.

is Tom gay?

Yeah! He's totally a fruit!

by maizlat April 29, 2014