monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

ass flower

Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.

I was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her ass flower scared me away.

by Binder September 30, 2004

Flowers of Happiness

An organization built to spread happiness to warped and deprived culture. The Flowers of Happiness are here to serve YOU!

see also. F.o.H.

Thanks to F.o.H. I am now truely happy!

by Pillowtalk November 28, 2004

Flowers in the window

Pregnant. Akin to a 'bun in the oven', the expression 'flowers in the window' simply refers to a woman in the family way. As mentioned in the Travis song.

So I heard Becky's got a bun in the oven... y'know flowers in the window.

by Nilsia July 10, 2010

Flower Picker

A person, usually a guy, who likes taking other people's virginity

"Hey so did you hook up with that guy last night?"

"Nah, that flower picker bailed once he found out that I wasn't a virgin after all."

by gershwingal October 1, 2017

Flower Mound

Medium sized town of about 60,000 30 miles north-west of Dallas, Tx and just west of Lewisville. Known for high qaulity housing (most home are at least 2,500 sq ft and cost between $150,000 and up to $5,000,000) and prestigious neighborhoods, and home to two high schools, Flower Mound High School and Marcus High School. Flower Mound H.S. is attended mostly by students from upper-middle-class families as well as wealthy families. Also FMHS has high-performing atletics, scholastic, and performing arts activities. The average SAT score at FMHS is 1200. Marcus, on the other hand is mostly normal, middle class with normal performing aciivites with a few exceptions including performing arts. The average SAT score is about 1000-1200. While there is plenty of dough ($)to be found in Flower Mound, there is hardly anything to do. The slang term for Flower Mound is "Flo Mo"

Man, Flower Mound is so boring, I wish there was something to do!

by Mustang Matt December 11, 2005