Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢

You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.

by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022

Feegus

An epic gamer, a player with great gamership, humor and respect

“Thanks man, your really a Feegus”

by vfd11 July 15, 2019

furgus man

That creepy guy sitting in the back of the bus masturbating

My uncle is such a furgus man

by Furgus man October 22, 2019

furgus man

You are a furgus man dumbass you masturbating bitch you fuck face

You furgus man

by Furgus man October 22, 2019

Fergison

One of the five fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson, ferguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.

Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes

by godfree34 April 4, 2009

fergul

when a person works for long periods of time at gloria jeans and is sexually frustrated. while on their break they go to the public toilet and masturbate upside in the girls toilet. they return to work feeling relieved.

"hey man, that guy must of had a fergul, he was really tense before his lunch break"

by bandofbrothersmiami April 16, 2008

Turd Ferguson

Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant

Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight

by turd the furg April 6, 2010