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Failarious

Someone who fails in a humorious way. A type of philosophical or crude humor, often when someone gets hurt.
Haha did you just see that kid fall off his bike and break his collar bone? That was failarious!
by Lerich August 19, 2008
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Failure Bowl

This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".

Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem

Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.

Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
by KPOW & Smackdown January 28, 2010
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faildog

An image which is similar to lolcat in the manner that is is coupled with text.

The text would state an obvious that the dog would be failing at any act, in which the dog would be trying to persue.

(Dingos are not included)
*{Bob looks at image of faildog}*
Bob: AHAHAHA !!! that dog has his ass in the can but he can't get out. FAIL !!
by T3kB0iisSoGwed March 23, 2008
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Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!
I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!
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April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.
Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action
by failfooler April 2, 2009
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Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.
AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..
by ElAMon March 30, 2010
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for the fail

just like ftl, but much cooler and with much more style.
Player 1: OMFG DUDEE!!11one1@!! A FUCKING BR JUST KILLED ME!!1! A BR!!!
Player 2: for the fail.
by Canox June 12, 2007
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