Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017

Pubic Express

When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.

Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.

by Farcy McFarc September 18, 2016

Chevrolet Express

he is the brother of the GMC Savana, and the Chevrolet Astro / GMC Safari twins. and is the Ford E150's brother-in-law!! He is also the oldest sibling out of all of them!!

Chevrolet Express is good buddies with Ford E150

by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

thought expression

A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.

The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."

by but for July 12, 2018

Milton Express

It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Billy visited the Milton Express

by Bool1234 April 3, 2019

danbo express

Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.

At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.

by blakey segs January 31, 2008