Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.
by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009
Get the Emergency Meat mug.The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.
"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."
"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
by Kgarontee September 3, 2014
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When all Gingers will shed their human shells and take their true demonic form. Then after Enslaving the Human race, the Gingers will fight to the death to see who will rule the enslaved planet. Basically the Ginger version of the Rapture.
by GingerProphet December 12, 2011
Get the The Emergence mug.When your faced with the only option to take a dump. Very common when one is faced with difficult task or anxiety.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
by Akutbajsa August 23, 2007
Get the Emergency poo mug.Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.
ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October
ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October
Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.
by JTH13 May 29, 2008
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Get the emergencybsitquick mug.Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.
Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.
Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.
Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.
by MIXTAP3 July 27, 2010
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