Electrocalypse

When all of your electronic devices die at the same time. (more dire if they're all past warranty)

Guy: Dude, my phone, iPad, ipod, and kindle all died in the last week.
Guy 2: It's electrocalypse, you're doomed!

by El-C September 13, 2011

Electronic Masturbation Device

An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

by Brosanne February 26, 2011

electronic dance picnic

Similar, but not identical to a rave. Generally contains more class, with newer music with higher quality mixing / scratching / etc. Very rare.

"There is no way I'm wasting another night at some lame b-rate rave, if only there was an electronic dance picnic going down!

by Dylan I. December 30, 2005

electronicy

very electronical, lots of electronics.

the car was very electronicy

by TC March 30, 2005

electronic crack

Any electronic hobby or device or software that becomes you. One that steals your soul, and rapes you, without your knowlegde. Has rootes in the "rock" form of cocaine

The world is full or electronic crack. Online Porn is my electronic crack of choice.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005

Electronic Depression

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.

Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!

by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009